Custom T-shirt - XL - Jamison's German Chocolate Lab

Custom T-shirt - 3XL - Birthday Dethday

Custon T-shirt - XL - Pustulus Maximus

Original Artwork - Oderus Urungus of GWAR!!!

Would you believe me if I told you that I had listed this thing on eBay TWICE for under $20 and NOBODY bid on it? Humans, don't know the worth of things it seems.

Custom T-shirt - M - Lindsay's German Chocolate Lab

Custom T-shirt - XL - Blotharmeister

Rev. SkwYrm in a Rolling Stone Video!?!?!

I made quite a few appearances in this video over on Rolling Stone.com!!!

I spoke of food, and that's not all! You can also see me crowd surfing at one point briefly in the video as well! I am quite pleased indeed!

Original Story:

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/go-inside-the-gwar-b-q-the-grossest-party-of-the-summer-20150820

Rev. SkwYrm in a Nerdist article?!?!?

The human scum over at Nerdist put my likeness in one of their articles about the GWARBQ! They asked me how I had first heard of the band, so I told them. They completely paraphrased it all, but got most of it right. They DID however COMPLETELY mess up my name. If I ever see Chris Hardwick in person, he will be correctly screaming my name for hours on end, as he writes it in the dirt with the bridge of his nose (as I use my dick to impale him).

Here's the original article:

http://nerdist.com/we-went-to-gwar-b-q-and-asked-attendees-how-they-first-got-into-gwar/

Custom T-shirt - XL - The Duke!

HAIL THE DUKE!!!

I used

• 100% cotton T-shirt (white)
• Assorted Alcohol Markers
• Scotch Guard
  

This one went out to TX!

Custom T-shirt - XL - Oderus vs. Techno Destructo

I started by drawing Techno Destructo. Finished him & the Nuclear Vicegrip in one evening!

Custom T-shirt - XL - Oderus & Ape family portrait

HAIL ODERUS & his Ape Whore!!!

This T-shirt was made for the infamous Scott Stanton!

I used

• 100% cotton T-shirt (black)
• Bleach
• Puffy Paint
• Assorted Sharpies
• Scotch Guard
  

This shirt went to CA!

 "it was so sweaty after the show that I was wringing it out. Then I threw it into my car. Usually when I do that with a shirt, it's really smelly when I later retrieve it. But that Scotch guard really protected it, I assume, because, to my surprise, when I got it out of the car today it had dried and I smelled it, and it still smells brand new, as if I never wore it. Nothing faded or anything, it's still perfect."

"It's my favorite shirt and I own hundreds. You can quote me on that too."

~Scott Stanton of Verbal Abuse

Custom Tshirt - L - Balsac

HAIL BALSAC!!!

I used

• 100% cotton T-shirt (white)
• Red Sharpie
• Black Sharpies at varying degrees of being dried out.
• Scotch Guard
  

This one went out to VT!

Custom T-shirt - 2XL - Oderus Rip!

HAIL ODERUS!!!

This T-shirt was made fairly quickly, it only took me 3 days!

I used

• 100% cottonT-shirt
• Black Sharpies (varying degrees of being dried out)
• Red Sharpie
• Scotch Guard
  

This one went to MD

This is just red and black sharpie on a white shirt

Tattoo Design - Zombie Oderus Memorial

This one is for a tattoo someone wants to get in honor of Oderus Urungus. The roman numerals are the year that he died. His face is ripped, and the "crossbones" are made up of his Penis "The Cuttlefish of Cthulhu" and his sword "Unt Lick".

Pencil only. Watermark added because i was feeling like being a jerk.