Custom T-shirt - XL - Jamison's German Chocolate Lab

Custom T-shirt - 3XL - Birthday Dethday

Custom T-Shirt - L - Cretos Filthgrinder!

HAIL GZOROTH!
Posted by Cretos Filthgrinder on Sunday, July 19, 2015

Custon T-shirt - XL - Pustulus Maximus

Blood Queef Blaster!!!

This is the artwork for the upcoming song "Blood Queef Blaster"

It's a song about one of my guns...

Let's see if I can get any of the NRA's support though,

I very highly doubt it!

Original Artwork - Oderus Urungus of GWAR!!!

Would you believe me if I told you that I had listed this thing on eBay TWICE for under $20 and NOBODY bid on it? Humans, don't know the worth of things it seems.

Custom T-shirt - M - Lindsay's German Chocolate Lab

Custom T-shirt - XL - Blotharmeister

Rev. SkwYrm in a Rolling Stone Video!?!?!

I made quite a few appearances in this video over on Rolling Stone.com!!!

I spoke of food, and that's not all! You can also see me crowd surfing at one point briefly in the video as well! I am quite pleased indeed!

Original Story:

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/go-inside-the-gwar-b-q-the-grossest-party-of-the-summer-20150820

Rev. SkwYrm in a Nerdist article?!?!?

The human scum over at Nerdist put my likeness in one of their articles about the GWARBQ! They asked me how I had first heard of the band, so I told them. They completely paraphrased it all, but got most of it right. They DID however COMPLETELY mess up my name. If I ever see Chris Hardwick in person, he will be correctly screaming my name for hours on end, as he writes it in the dirt with the bridge of his nose (as I use my dick to impale him).

Here's the original article:

http://nerdist.com/we-went-to-gwar-b-q-and-asked-attendees-how-they-first-got-into-gwar/