Thursday, October 29, 2015

Custom T-shirt - XL - Jamison's German Chocolate Lab


Custom T-shirt - 3XL - Birthday Dethday


Custom T-Shirt - L - Cretos Filthgrinder!







HAIL GZOROTH!
Posted by Cretos Filthgrinder on Sunday, July 19, 2015

Custon T-shirt - XL - Pustulus Maximus







Blood Queef Blaster!!!

This is the artwork for the upcoming song "Blood Queef Blaster"
It's a song about one of my guns...

Let's see if I can get any of the NRA's support though,
I very highly doubt it!


Original Artwork - Oderus Urungus of GWAR!!!

Would you believe me if I told you that I had listed this thing on eBay TWICE for under $20 and NOBODY bid on it? Humans, don't know the worth of things it seems.



Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Rev. SkwYrm in a Rolling Stone Video!?!?!

I made quite a few appearances in this video over on Rolling Stone.com!!!

I spoke of food, and that's not all! You can also see me crowd surfing at one point briefly in the video as well! I am quite pleased indeed!





Original Story:
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/go-inside-the-gwar-b-q-the-grossest-party-of-the-summer-20150820

Rev. SkwYrm in a Nerdist article?!?!?



The human scum over at Nerdist put my likeness in one of their articles about the GWARBQ! They asked me how I had first heard of the band, so I told them. They completely paraphrased it all, but got most of it right. They DID however COMPLETELY mess up my name. If I ever see Chris Hardwick in person, he will be correctly screaming my name for hours on end, as he writes it in the dirt with the bridge of his nose (as I use my dick to impale him).


Here's the original article:

Sunday, June 21, 2015

"The Sacred Magic of Abramelin The Mage" by Abraham of Worms (Translated by S.L. MacGregor Mathers)

This book is actually comprised of three books. The first book is a chronicle of Abraham the Jew's journeys, as told by Abraham to his son Lamech. In the first book, he tells stories of exotic lands and a number of magicians he encounters along the way in hopes of learning from them. he expresses his opinions of each magician's character, and the validity of their studies.

In the second book, he goes on to explain a six month long ritual that one can use in order to make a connection with your Holy Guardian Angel. many of the rituals require solitude and repetitive actions. The book alludes to, but doesn't give all of the details about, talismans and symbols needed to perform some of these rituals, but more clearly explains the actions that need to take place.

The third book has all of the symbols, and explanations there of. The system of Magic employed in this book is very similar to many more modern practices, and is no doubt one of the classics these more modern rituals pulled influence from.

Just knowing that Crowley tried to perform this ritual at Boleskine House but was called away before he could finish it shed SO MUCH light on how his philosophy and entire RELIGION came to be. In addition to the Rosicrucians and The Golden Dawn, this book is easily among the birthing energies behind the solidified structure of Thelema!

Friday, May 29, 2015